Ma' Tarot

ehm..!!

tempo hari baca blog temen,,isinya ngebahas tes tarot..tepatnya, hasil tes tarot dr sebuah situs..

yup, tes tarot..!!,

di situ kita dites dengan kartu tarot, sejauh mana pengetahuan kita tentang hubungan antara kartu tarot ama Ma' Erot
(jaka sembung mawa g*bl*k..),,

bukan2,,yang bener, di situ kita diramal dengan kartu tarot termutakhir (emg ada??): kita hidup berapa lama lagi, kapan bakal masuk jurang, ampe kapan kita bakal ketimpa hulu ledak nuklir (YA MASAAAAA..!!!),,

yang BENER : di situ kita ngejawab pertanyaan2, terus ntar kita diramal, kartu tarot apa yang paling menggambarkan diri kita -bdasarkan jawaban2 kita itu-,,jdnya ya tes kepribadian, bukan tes ramalan pake kartu tarot =p

eh, tnyata waktu masuk ke situsnya, ga cuma tes tarot,,ada 2 tes yang lainnya juga..

ini nih tes2nya :
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1. What Is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?
---http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/egypt/---

**saya tinggal masukin tgl lahir di kalender masehi, terus muncul deh hasilnya :

Geb

Engaging personality, sensitive, modest, occasionally narcissistic, but can rise above vanity.

Colors: male: violet, female: rose
Compatible Signs:Set, Horus
Dates: Feb 12 - Feb 29, Aug 20 - Aug 31

Role: God of the earth
Appearance: Green-skinned man, with leaves all over his body and a goose on his head. Sometimes he was shown laying on his side under his wife, the sky goddess Nut.
Sacred animals: goose

**buset,,sacred animal kok goose..???

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2. ini tes yang paling aneh di antara 3 tes ini :

Which Vampire Clan Should You Belong To?
---http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/vamp/---

**saya musti ngejawab bbrpa pertanyaan (pertanyaan yg 'rada-rada'),,muncul deh hasilnya :

The Ventrue

Business minded and a natural leader, you are a canidate to be embraced by the Ventrue clan. You can be rather dominant with a high stamina however, you tend to have obsessive compulsive tendencies...especially when it comes to your food. You are the clan the others look to organize groups and factions. Generally princes are among this clan.

(The Ventrue : elegant, aristocratic and regal, the Ventrue are the lords of the Camarilla. It was Clan Ventrue that provided the cornerstone of the Camarilla, and it is Clan Ventrue that directs and coaxes the Camarilla in its darkest hours. Even in the modern age, the majority of princes descend from Clan Ventrue. The Ventrue would, of course, have things no other way. In the tradition of noblesse oblige, the Ventrue must lead the other clans for their own good. In ancient nights, Ventrue were chosen from nobles, merchant princes or other wielders of power. In modern times the clan recruits from wealthy "old-money" families, ruthless corporate climbers, and politicians. Although Ventrue move in the same social circles as the Toreador, they do not fritter away their existences in frivolity and idle chatter. The Ventrue proudly wear the privileges of leadership, and stoically bear its burdens. Thus has it always been; thus shall it always be.)

3. Ini die si tes Erot, eh salah, tes tarot :

What Tarot Card Are You?
---http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/---

**dan ternyata hasilnya cukup bikin saya 'ngeh' :

You are The Devil..!!

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

** setan??? matre??? o em ge...

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tarot, dasar tes anjrot...!! (eh kebalik)

kesimpulannya : saya tu vampire dr klan Ventrue yang matre layaknya setan, tapi tetep doyan melihara angsa...(????)

ada yang berani coba???? =p

Comments

[aSti]

hwaahahaha
setan matre!
udah setan, matre lagih!
kurang apa coba???

[dicky]

haha,maneh pisan tang??!,,

eh,jd kpikiran,angsa goreng enak g ya??!,hehe,,

[Restya]

waduh... bertobatlah wahai anak manusia

[obbie]

geb --> bo-geb
anjrot tang, lu udah naik tingkat dari sekedar bokep

[Ivan]

Udah lama ga baca blognya. udah ketinggalan banyak postingan. Ngeliat panjang jadi males bacanya.
Buatin resensinya,ya...